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Lᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ Cʟᴀɪʀ (
2015-10-28 03:04 am (UTC)
[So it's a beautiful Tuesday morning. People might remember that the last Tuesday Callie was alive, there was a News Day. The last News Day she's ever hosted. Oh sure, Alastor did one on Monday, but let's be honest: it just wasn't the same. No peppy squidol to get everyone's morale up and give everyone the lowdown. Or at least, that's probably what everyone was thinking. If so, they'll be proven quite wrong.
Since that sure is a familiar table outside. A sheet rests atop it; the very same that once decorated the table during Callie's news segments. But what once held happy squids and other cheery things was replaced with a giant Monobear face and several stick figures getting brutally set on fire, among other things.
And standing atop it? Are two familiar faces.]
Hold onto your arms!
And we do mean both kinds, for those who like to bear them!
Because, back by popular demand, it's none other than the squidol herself: Callie!
And her beautiful guest idol: Clair!
And we're here with the camp news!
[They both pause for a moment, as if music should be playing, but nothing happens. Then a moment later they continue on.]
Did you see? The new world is made of lava! Literally!
Oh, I heard about that! Seems like a really killer place to be. Speaking of which, now there's a hot idea! I bet if you offed someone there, the body would never be found!
That's still waaaaay better than having everyone find you in an embarrassing state. And hey, maybe the murderer will get away with it if all the evidence burns up in the lava!
Wouldn't that be something! But hey, if they botch it up, the Pokémon Center's stocked with plenty of Burn Heals! No doubt Alastor will be going there often, if his trainer skills are as bad as his leadership skills! Which they probably are!
Oh, no doubt. He must be going deaf as well as senile, too. He didn't even hear me screaming for help! That, or he just didn't care enough to get out of bed.
Tell me about it. He's so insensitive, too! All I wanted was to die in peace, but he just had to go and run his mouth. Did he seriously think he could change my mind! Ha, what a moron! I bet he can't even change his underwear! Though from the looks of things, he'll have plenty of help. You should've seen how he acted with Nephenee during your trial!
Ooooh, it sounds like you have some gossip! Do share!
Well, I don't want to get too deep into this, but let's just say there was definitely some base-stealing going on. Even Monobear was scandalized!
Oooo, how juicy! But we're just about out of time, so we'll have to save the details until next week.
And there will be a next week! And many weeks afterward, too, unless someone decides to get their murder on. But until then, remember...
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